1
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Where the hell were you guys
last week?

2
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I think we should have
our own kid.

3
00:00:09,950 --> 00:00:11,746
Well, can we start right now?

4
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You're a loud, mean,
vicious bitch.

5
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I will fuck you up!

6
00:00:15,478 --> 00:00:16,045
Shit!

7
00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,110
Shit!

8
00:00:18,145 --> 00:00:19,611
How about,
let's teach you a skill?

9
00:00:19,646 --> 00:00:21,977
<i>Where's your grandmother?</i>

10
00:00:22,011 --> 00:00:24,445
Buying more supplies.
I'm gonna kill her.

11
00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,748
Can't we just call the police,
tell them about the meth lab?

12
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She's my grandmother.
What happened?

13
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E.R. doc says cancer.

14
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Stage four, pancreatic,

15
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<i>doesn't have long to live.</i>

16
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Can you do something for me?

17
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Get rid of Jody.

18
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<i>Everything he does</i>
<i>is bugging me.</i>

19
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Get out!

20
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Even the Pentagon says it's

21
00:00:39,269 --> 00:00:41,973
<i>okay to be gay, but you're too</i>
<i>chickenshit to let anyone know.</i>

22
00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:44,509
- At least I'm not getting trapped
by some pregnant skank. - Fuck you!

23
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Lip, come on, wake up.
First day of school, senior.

24
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- Dropped out.
- What are you talking about?

25
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Got to get a job and take
care of Karen and my kid.

26
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You two are married?

27
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You're married?
Ah, <i>si.</i>

28
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- Why didn't you meet me at the airport?
- I was on my way.

29
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<i>What happened?</i>
<i>Doesn't matter now.</i>

30
00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:57,615
I love you.
Don't.

31
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

32
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♪ Think of all the luck
you got ♪

33
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♪ Know that it's not
for naught ♪

34
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪

35
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪

36
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♪ What is this downside ♪

37
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♪ That you speak of? ♪

38
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♪ What is this feeling ♪

39
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪

40
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪

41
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♪ Know that they're not
for naught ♪

42
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♪ You were willing once before ♪

43
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪

44
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♪ What is this downside ♪

45
00:02:03,278 --> 00:02:06,981
♪ That you speak of? ♪

46
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♪ What is this feeling ♪

47
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♪ You're so... ♪

48
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♪ Sure of? ♪

49
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Frank?

50
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My mother has cancer.

51
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The bad kind?

52
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As opposed to?

53
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I'm gonna be an orphan.

54
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Well...

55
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things worked out
for Oliver Twist.

56
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And Annie.

57
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She found a way to abandon me

58
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one last time.

59
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The sun'll come out,
just like the song says.

60
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God, do you know how many years

61
00:03:01,674 --> 00:03:03,743
I've prayed for this moment?

62
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I'll be free.

63
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Well, this might not
be nice to say,

64
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but if anyone deserves cancer,

65
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it's your mother.

66
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Where's Grammy?
Frank took her to Sheila's

67
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late last night. She was
having trouble breathing.

68
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The chemicals from the fire
were aggravating her emphysema.

69
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Will the chemicals give
us emphysema?

70
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Probably, but we won't
know for 50 years.

71
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Carl, the team gives you
one helmet and if you break it,

72
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we can't afford to replace it.

73
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Don't matter. Season's over.
What?

74
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Coach got arrested for exposing
himself at the park.

75
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He was peeing being a shed.
A couple of seven-year-old girls

76
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saw "it."

77
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I don't get it. Half
the world has penises.

78
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Why do people get so upset
about seeing them? Context.

79
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What's that?

80
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When, how, where and with who.

81
00:03:55,732 --> 00:03:57,667
Ian, you played--
you could coach.

82
00:03:57,701 --> 00:04:01,770
Uh, can't. I got to work
after school, bud. Sorry.

83
00:04:01,805 --> 00:04:03,872
You going to school early?
Chemistry study group.

84
00:04:03,907 --> 00:04:05,274
Can you coach?

85
00:04:05,308 --> 00:04:06,942
I know nothing about football.

86
00:04:06,976 --> 00:04:09,311
It's just boys crashing
into one another.

87
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With pads. And some--
some rules.

88
00:04:12,749 --> 00:04:14,183
Ask Lip.
He won't do it.

89
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Wake him and ask.
Can't hurt.

90
00:04:16,152 --> 00:04:18,220
Lip!

91
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I could have done that.
Upstairs, please.

92
00:04:25,062 --> 00:04:28,999
Good morning, love.
Where's the pisser?

93
00:04:29,033 --> 00:04:32,001
Upstairs.
Oh, that's not happening.

94
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Get me a bucket.

95
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I heard you have cancer.

96
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Yeah.

97
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I hope it's painful.

98
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Your wish is granted.

99
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You've got two more.
Don't waste 'em.

100
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You'll be back
in your bed by tonight.

101
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The chemical smell from the
explosion will be over by then.

102
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It's not the flu, is it?

103
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No, just my body
feeding on itself.

104
00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:06,172
Sheila makes a top-notch
breakfast.

105
00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,408
I'm good with my
smokes and coffee.

106
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We don't smoke in the house.

107
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Well, good.
I won't have to share.

108
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Come on.

109
00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,450
Right there.

110
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Where are you going?
To the store.

111
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Repl... replenish your smokes.

112
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15 minutes. I'm timing you.

113
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And get me a new Bic--
a blue one.

114
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Not pink like that last one.

115
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O.J., Frank. No pulp.
Hey, numb nuts--

116
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toilet paper.

117
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I'm not going to drip dry.

118
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Oh, Kleenex.

119
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The best for the best.

120
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How do you take your coffee?

121
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With Baileys or not at all.

122
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I have some Bacardi.

123
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Pepsi to mix it with?

124
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Fresca.

125
00:06:00,931 --> 00:06:03,499
For fuck's sake.

126
00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:04,800
Fresca it is--

127
00:06:04,835 --> 00:06:06,635
Twiggy.

128
00:06:10,374 --> 00:06:13,242
Couldn't wake him.
Debbie, go brush your teeth.

129
00:06:13,276 --> 00:06:16,112
And tell Lip that ice cubes are
going down his shirt next.

130
00:06:16,146 --> 00:06:18,280
He's missed a week
of school already.

131
00:06:18,315 --> 00:06:20,015
Morning, Gallaghers.
Hi!

132
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Who likes coffee and doughnuts?
All right.

133
00:06:21,318 --> 00:06:22,885
Double latte, two sugars.

134
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What the fuck are you doing?
We were out getting coffees,

135
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and I thought,
"Hey, school's started.

136
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Why not pop by and give the kids
a ride like the old days?"

137
00:06:31,196 --> 00:06:33,664
No heads up so I could put pants on?
I like you with no pants on.

138
00:06:33,699 --> 00:06:36,935
Dude, your wife is standing right there.
No English.

139
00:06:43,176 --> 00:06:44,309
Does she ever leave your side?

140
00:06:44,343 --> 00:06:46,310
I bought coffee for Lip.

141
00:06:46,345 --> 00:06:49,847
Please, stop trying
to make this seem normal.

142
00:06:57,089 --> 00:06:58,924
Lip won't get up.

143
00:06:58,958 --> 00:07:00,992
Ooh, thanks for
the doughnuts, Jimmy.

144
00:07:01,027 --> 00:07:02,727
Yes. You know what, I get it.

145
00:07:02,761 --> 00:07:04,162
You think it's funny to call me

146
00:07:04,196 --> 00:07:06,330
Jimmy, but I think it's probably
time to give it a rest.

147
00:07:06,365 --> 00:07:09,900
Fat chance, Jim-Jim.
Yeah, yummy doughnuts, Jimbo.

148
00:07:09,935 --> 00:07:11,368
All right.

149
00:07:12,804 --> 00:07:14,505
I'm not doing this.
Doing what?

150
00:07:14,539 --> 00:07:17,241
This. Was there some
signal that I sent you

151
00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:19,609
that suggested popping
by would be cool?

152
00:07:19,644 --> 00:07:23,746
I just wanted to bring you a
coffee, start the day right.

153
00:07:25,883 --> 00:07:28,918
Figure out that chick who's sitting
on my sofa wearing your wedding ring,

154
00:07:28,952 --> 00:07:30,520
and then we'll talk.

155
00:07:37,594 --> 00:07:40,262
- Who wants a ride to school?
- I do.

156
00:07:40,296 --> 00:07:42,798
Great. Let's go.
We're going to figure this out.

157
00:07:42,832 --> 00:07:46,200
Just don't give up on me.
Please stop talking.

158
00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,636
Let's go!

159
00:07:49,638 --> 00:07:51,239
Lip!

160
00:07:51,273 --> 00:07:53,908
All right. Dig
the helmet, Carl.

161
00:07:53,942 --> 00:07:55,877
You play any ball growing up?

162
00:07:55,911 --> 00:07:57,378
Carl.
Yo.

163
00:07:57,412 --> 00:07:58,746
Junior high. Flanker.
What's a flanker?

164
00:07:58,781 --> 00:08:00,748
It's a white wide receiver.

165
00:08:01,984 --> 00:08:04,886
Hey, you doing anything
this afternoon?

166
00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,888
Carl!
What? We need a coach.

167
00:08:06,923 --> 00:08:08,757
For what?
Pop Rec Warner League.

168
00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,792
Flag?
Helmet to helmet.

169
00:08:10,826 --> 00:08:12,260
Fiona go to games?

170
00:08:12,294 --> 00:08:13,428
Never misses one.

171
00:08:13,463 --> 00:08:14,963
Call me "Coach."

172
00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:17,633
Awesome.

173
00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:20,403
Not a smart move, Jimmy.

174
00:08:48,498 --> 00:08:49,598
Hello, boys.

175
00:08:51,701 --> 00:08:53,668
The front door was locked,

176
00:08:53,702 --> 00:08:56,271
so I came in the back--
no pun intended.

177
00:08:56,305 --> 00:08:59,774
You might want to check
the locks.

178
00:09:13,155 --> 00:09:17,058
Um, I see that you're
preoccupied,

179
00:09:17,092 --> 00:09:20,227
so why don't we put this
little loan on my tab?

180
00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:25,867
As you were, sailors.

181
00:09:27,570 --> 00:09:29,872
Lip!

182
00:09:32,175 --> 00:09:33,342
Jesus!

183
00:09:33,377 --> 00:09:34,810
I covered for you while

184
00:09:34,845 --> 00:09:36,579
you've been going through
this shit, but enough.

185
00:09:36,614 --> 00:09:39,049
You been lying up here a week.
Shit is what we all go through.

186
00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:42,318
We still got to get up and get shit done.
Is that from a Toby Keith song?

187
00:09:42,353 --> 00:09:44,520
School now.
I dropped out.

188
00:09:45,956 --> 00:09:49,225
It's your senior year.
You're graduating.

189
00:09:49,259 --> 00:09:52,161
No.
Get up and get to school!

190
00:09:52,195 --> 00:09:54,664
You quit. Because Mom and
Dad were hooked on Oxy.

191
00:09:54,698 --> 00:09:57,567
You were 13. Don't try
to win this argument.

192
00:09:57,601 --> 00:09:58,868
You got the golden ticket.

193
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,937
You know it and I know it.

194
00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,906
I'm going to get a job.
After you graduate.

195
00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:06,609
I don't need another year of crappy
public high school education.

196
00:10:06,643 --> 00:10:09,411
Here's the way life works.

197
00:10:09,445 --> 00:10:12,614
Mmm... You suck it up, you do
your work, you get your diploma,

198
00:10:12,649 --> 00:10:16,451
and that little piece of paper tells every
other person who wanted to quit high school,

199
00:10:16,486 --> 00:10:18,520
that you can follow through
and finish something.

200
00:10:18,555 --> 00:10:21,256
You don't have yours,
and you're doing fine.

201
00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:24,459
I'm going to stab you
in the chest. You're graduating.

202
00:10:24,494 --> 00:10:27,362
I didn't and I still regret it.
Who's stopping you?

203
00:10:27,396 --> 00:10:29,531
Uh, Debbie, Carl, Liam, you.

204
00:10:29,565 --> 00:10:31,299
Hey, don't do me any favors.

205
00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,301
You're going back to school.

206
00:10:33,335 --> 00:10:35,904
Fine. I'll go back when you do.

207
00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,272
What?

208
00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:39,308
What? You get your diploma,
I'll get mine.

209
00:10:39,342 --> 00:10:41,610
Sheila can help out with Liam.

210
00:10:41,644 --> 00:10:43,144
Debbie and Carl can
take care of themselves.

211
00:10:43,179 --> 00:10:44,746
I'll go back, you go back.

212
00:10:44,781 --> 00:10:47,382
We'll graduate together.

213
00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:49,918
Walk down the aisle--
all "Pomp and Circumstance."

214
00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:52,453
Hand in hand?

215
00:10:53,922 --> 00:10:55,089
All right.

216
00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:58,325
Fuck it. Sure.
Great.

217
00:10:58,359 --> 00:11:01,227
Put Liam in a stroller, we'll
hit the registrar's office.

218
00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:02,128
Hey, Fi?

219
00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:04,264
Huh?

220
00:11:05,701 --> 00:11:07,969
- We gotta kill him.
- C'mon! Open up!

221
00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:09,637
Fuck off! Look, nobody
will miss Frank, anyway.

222
00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:12,107
We shoot him in the head,
we dump him in the river.

223
00:11:12,141 --> 00:11:13,475
Look, he has a lousy
short-term memory;

224
00:11:13,509 --> 00:11:14,576
he's probably already forgotten.

225
00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:16,345
Can't chance that.

226
00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:17,913
I'll talk to him.
Gotta cut his hands off,

227
00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:19,515
pull his teeth;
he can't even be identified.

228
00:11:19,549 --> 00:11:21,617
You stay here, watch the store.
I'll take care of it.

229
00:11:21,652 --> 00:11:23,486
My Uncle Joe works at the
foundry; he'll dump the teeth

230
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,321
into the chrome plating vat
and it's done.

231
00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:27,490
Mickey, you need this job
for your probation.

232
00:11:27,524 --> 00:11:30,860
No, what I need is to take care
of Frank and his big mouth.

233
00:11:30,894 --> 00:11:32,528
Stay here.

234
00:11:32,562 --> 00:11:34,030
This won't take long.

235
00:11:38,035 --> 00:11:39,836
Go to Miss
Mclntyre's study hall

236
00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:42,672
in room 392,
give her this from me.

237
00:11:42,706 --> 00:11:45,543
Fill out your course
selections and bring it back.

238
00:11:45,577 --> 00:11:47,211
Quickly. You've already
missed a week.

239
00:11:47,245 --> 00:11:48,813
Good luck, sis.

240
00:11:48,847 --> 00:11:49,981
Miss Gallagher.

241
00:11:50,015 --> 00:11:51,182
So, you quit
during your junior year?

242
00:11:51,216 --> 00:11:53,184
Halfway through.

243
00:11:53,218 --> 00:11:54,352
I came in and explained
the situation...

244
00:11:54,386 --> 00:11:55,386
I don't keep track of quitters.

245
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,188
Got enough on my plate.

246
00:11:57,222 --> 00:12:00,992
How many credits do I need
to get a diploma?

247
00:12:01,027 --> 00:12:03,061
Uh, looks to be about 38.

248
00:12:03,095 --> 00:12:06,831
You have English, Trig,
World History, Earth Sciences.

249
00:12:06,865 --> 00:12:08,500
You're gonna be busy.

250
00:12:08,534 --> 00:12:11,035
Is there a night school
here where I could do that?

251
00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:13,871
Why don't you just
take the GED?

252
00:12:13,906 --> 00:12:15,306
It's for the quitters.

253
00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,740
Uh-huh.

254
00:12:16,774 --> 00:12:19,042
Is it as good as getting
your diploma? No.

255
00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:20,577
But it shows you know most of

256
00:12:20,612 --> 00:12:22,379
what someone would've
learned in high school.

257
00:12:22,414 --> 00:12:25,149
Proves you're not
a total loser.

258
00:12:25,184 --> 00:12:26,384
It's just a test?

259
00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:27,686
Something you can
do in one day?

260
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,355
Less than a day.
This is a practice test.

261
00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:33,158
If you can pass it, you won't
even need to take a prep course.

262
00:12:33,192 --> 00:12:35,427
Okay.

263
00:12:45,371 --> 00:12:46,771
Jack Daniels and orange juice

264
00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:49,574
mix better than I would've imagined.
Mickey's upset.

265
00:12:49,609 --> 00:12:52,077
He thinks you're gonna
tell people what you saw.

266
00:12:52,111 --> 00:12:53,779
Take this in
to your grandmother.

267
00:12:53,813 --> 00:12:55,714
I'm serious.

268
00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,783
Keep the money.
I'll pay Linda back myself.

269
00:12:57,817 --> 00:13:00,418
If you don't want to go in,
I don't blame you.

270
00:13:00,453 --> 00:13:02,587
Just lean it against the door
and ring the bell.

271
00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:05,491
Ding-dong, ditch it.

272
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,728
Coast clear?

273
00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:48,899
Is twice yes or no?
I forgot.

274
00:13:52,536 --> 00:13:54,704
Enough with that kazoo!

275
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,607
Coast is clear!

276
00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:14,023
Hey. You guys got plans today?

277
00:14:14,058 --> 00:14:16,693
I was gonna drop a Cialis
and stroke it.

278
00:14:16,727 --> 00:14:18,027
I need help killing somebody.

279
00:14:18,061 --> 00:14:19,495
Someone we care about?

280
00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:20,429
No.

281
00:14:20,463 --> 00:14:21,530
Knife, gun or tire iron?

282
00:14:21,565 --> 00:14:23,098
Gun's safest.

283
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,000
Not with today's forensics.

284
00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:26,669
Fine, a knife.
That's a lot of blood flow.

285
00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:28,637
One drop left behind,
that's life in the joint.

286
00:14:28,672 --> 00:14:30,973
Why don't you tell me,
John Wayne Gacy?

287
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:32,942
Kidnap and strangle.

288
00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:35,645
Perfect.

289
00:14:39,183 --> 00:14:40,383
Where's your rophenol?

290
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,551
I ran out.

291
00:14:41,585 --> 00:14:43,053
That quinceañera
over at Jamie's.

292
00:14:43,087 --> 00:14:44,321
I got plenty of duct tape.

293
00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:46,022
Get it.

294
00:14:51,863 --> 00:14:54,331
Thought you dropped out.
Uh, made a deal with Fiona.

295
00:14:54,366 --> 00:14:56,835
She'll blow her end, and I'll be
back home chilling in a week.

296
00:14:56,869 --> 00:14:59,371
I'm gonna give the baby up
for adoption.

297
00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:03,742
Sometimes I wonder if

298
00:15:03,776 --> 00:15:06,077
getting high
makes it easier for me

299
00:15:06,111 --> 00:15:08,646
to keep up with you
or more difficult.

300
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,881
I thought I was in love
with Jody; I'm not.

301
00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:14,551
I thought it would be cool
to have a baby and love it,

302
00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:16,153
but no, I suck at it.

303
00:15:16,187 --> 00:15:19,156
I thought about aborting it,
but I'm this far along,

304
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:22,592
and even though I don't want it,
other people probably do.

305
00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:24,393
So I figure why not

306
00:15:24,428 --> 00:15:27,764
suck it up a few more months,
vag it out and sell it?

307
00:15:27,798 --> 00:15:29,933
"Vag it out"?

308
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:32,635
Well, the truth hurts,
but it's still the truth.

309
00:15:33,937 --> 00:15:36,539
Well, you know, if you are gonna
let the baby live,

310
00:15:36,573 --> 00:15:38,040
maybe you should

311
00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,208
stop smoking weed.

312
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,277
Weren't Monica and Frank

313
00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:43,712
on acid the whole time
you were in vitro?

314
00:15:43,747 --> 00:15:46,048
Uh, shrooms, mostly.

315
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:50,587
Well, you want to go to some
adoption agencies with me later?

316
00:15:50,621 --> 00:15:54,057
I need someone to play the dad,
sign the paperwork.

317
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:56,226
You could help me
pick out a good buyer.

318
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,527
Oh!

319
00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:59,462
Mr. Healey,
how goes it?

320
00:15:59,496 --> 00:16:00,396
Later.

321
00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:12,243
What the hell is this schedule
you signed up for?

322
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:14,078
Woodworking?
Auto Repair?

323
00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:15,714
Welding?
Hey, I'm just trying

324
00:16:15,748 --> 00:16:17,482
to learn the skills
that can make me

325
00:16:17,516 --> 00:16:19,918
a productive member
of the working class, Mr. H.

326
00:16:19,953 --> 00:16:22,822
You as my guidance counselor
should appreciate that.

327
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,623
You have any idea
what it's like

328
00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:26,792
to be a guidance counselor
in this shit hole?

329
00:16:26,826 --> 00:16:28,093
I get one

330
00:16:28,128 --> 00:16:29,762
National Merit Scholar

331
00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:31,297
every nine years.

332
00:16:31,331 --> 00:16:33,132
So there's not a
chance that you're not

333
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,467
going to live up to
your goddamn potential.

334
00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:37,602
Feeling very "O Captain!
My Captain!" are we?

335
00:16:37,637 --> 00:16:40,105
I had a teacher who took
a special interest in me

336
00:16:40,139 --> 00:16:41,273
when I was about your age.

337
00:16:41,307 --> 00:16:42,474
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

338
00:16:42,508 --> 00:16:44,076
He use a condom or...?

339
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:46,845
It was a woman, smart-ass.

340
00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:50,849
And she showed me the way out,
changed my life.

341
00:16:50,883 --> 00:16:53,285
Yet you still ended up
in this job?

342
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,856
I had 22 years in the
Coast Guard before I got here.

343
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,959
And I retired a
lieutenant commander.

344
00:16:59,994 --> 00:17:02,329
Wow.
So you're gonna take Physics,

345
00:17:02,363 --> 00:17:05,532
Probability and Statistics,
Advanced Chemistry.

346
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,334
And you're gonna take the ACT,

347
00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:09,137
and you're gonna get into

348
00:17:09,171 --> 00:17:14,008
either Yale or Harvard or MIT
on a full academic ride.

349
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:16,677
Give me your hand.

350
00:17:16,711 --> 00:17:19,279
At what point in your career
did you realize that your name,

351
00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:21,715
Dick, had become
a euphemism for cock?

352
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,318
Watch your mouth.

353
00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:25,953
The ice you're standing on is

354
00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:27,555
cracking all around
you, Phillip.

355
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,525
And I won't stand around
and watch you drown.

356
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,628
Get to class.

357
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:42,371
Boys, I'm the biggest munchkin
in Munchkin Land,

358
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:45,474
verging on jigging
while that falling house

359
00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:47,176
called cancer is about to crush

360
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,311
the wickedest witch
on the South Side,

361
00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:50,846
my mother, Margaret!

362
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:51,847
Cheers!

363
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:54,883
Mmm.

364
00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,251
Fabulous Bloody Mary, Kev.

365
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,518
Three dollars, Frank.

366
00:17:57,553 --> 00:17:59,220
Know why I ordered
a Bloody Mary?

367
00:17:59,254 --> 00:18:00,387
You lack vitamins?

368
00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:01,589
I used to make these

369
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,723
for Mother on Sundays.

370
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,092
Every Sunday.

371
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,060
Horseradish, celery,

372
00:18:06,095 --> 00:18:08,697
tomato juice, vodka.
Four fingers worth.

373
00:18:08,731 --> 00:18:10,098
Bring it to her in her chair,

374
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:12,200
like she was the Queen of Spain.

375
00:18:12,235 --> 00:18:13,669
Spain got rid of their royalty.

376
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:15,003
Three dollars, Frank.

377
00:18:15,038 --> 00:18:16,705
I'd bring her her Bloody Mary,

378
00:18:16,739 --> 00:18:18,040
and she'd sniff it,

379
00:18:18,074 --> 00:18:19,708
and then stick

380
00:18:19,742 --> 00:18:21,843
the tippity tip
of her tongue in it,

381
00:18:21,878 --> 00:18:23,712
testing it, and if I didn't

382
00:18:23,746 --> 00:18:26,715
get it just right,
I'd get a smack.

383
00:18:26,749 --> 00:18:29,050
Yeah, she looked like
she'd be a spanker.

384
00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:31,419
Oh, no, no, not a spanking.

385
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:34,622
Thought it was half-ass
corporal punishment.

386
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,090
Thought, you want
to make an impression,

387
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,126
you got to hit kids
where it hurts,

388
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,628
in the face with a closed fist.

389
00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:43,531
Not in the ass,
with all that padding.

390
00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:45,900
I wish I could punch
my kid in the face.

391
00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:47,802
Looks just like my ex-wife.

392
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:49,104
Tommy, you realize other people

393
00:18:49,138 --> 00:18:50,539
can hear you
when you speak, right?

394
00:18:50,573 --> 00:18:51,773
If I was off with even

395
00:18:51,808 --> 00:18:54,576
one part of her recipe, smack!

396
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:58,647
Deal was, if I didn't cry
the first time, she'd stop.

397
00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:02,784
But if I flinched
or shed a tear, another smack.

398
00:19:02,819 --> 00:19:04,753
Had a foster dad
once shaved half my head

399
00:19:04,787 --> 00:19:06,822
when I broke curfew.

400
00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:08,123
Looked kinda badass, though.

401
00:19:08,158 --> 00:19:10,426
Flinch? Smack.

402
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:11,728
Misty? Smack.

403
00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:13,930
Yelp? Smack.

404
00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:15,765
Every Sunday,

405
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,467
without fail.

406
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:21,305
Bloody Mary Sunday.

407
00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:23,273
Gotta piss.

408
00:19:23,308 --> 00:19:24,842
Watch my eggs.

409
00:19:26,711 --> 00:19:28,478
Are those the good memories
of his mother

410
00:19:28,513 --> 00:19:29,679
or the bad ones?

411
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:31,448
Interchangeable, apparently.

412
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:33,584
Hey, what's happening, boys?
You seen Frank?

413
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:35,353
Frank who?
Don't give me "Frank fucking who?"

414
00:19:35,387 --> 00:19:37,621
How many people
come in here named Frank?

415
00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:39,524
Hey, don't get salty, sweetie.

416
00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:41,659
There's Frank Stinson,
substitute math teacher

417
00:19:41,693 --> 00:19:42,660
who loves Sudoku.

418
00:19:42,694 --> 00:19:44,095
There's Frank Salmon,

419
00:19:44,129 --> 00:19:46,497
comes in on Thursdays
with his softball buddies,

420
00:19:46,532 --> 00:19:47,966
and there's Frank Migneault,

421
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,334
retired air traffic controller,

422
00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:50,868
playing pool.

423
00:19:51,537 --> 00:19:52,804
Frank Gallagher.

424
00:19:52,838 --> 00:19:54,138
Check the Rusty Hammer.

425
00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:55,973
They got happy hour breakfast
9:00 to 11:00.

426
00:19:56,008 --> 00:19:57,675
He's a bargain drinker.

427
00:20:11,924 --> 00:20:15,693
Pat her down for weapons?

428
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:17,028
She'll be gone by dinner.

429
00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:19,496
My grandfather died
of lung cancer.

430
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,965
Lived with him
the last three months-- brutal.

431
00:20:23,902 --> 00:20:25,168
Was it chilly
in the tent last night?

432
00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:27,671
Not too bad.

433
00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:30,173
Has, uh, Karen mentioned me?

434
00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:32,176
But you keep believing.

435
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,710
Slow and steady wins the race.

436
00:20:33,745 --> 00:20:35,412
Not often.

437
00:20:35,447 --> 00:20:37,081
You need the bucket?

438
00:20:37,115 --> 00:20:41,719
No, I'm gonna climb
the stairs for this one.

439
00:20:41,754 --> 00:20:43,054
Ow!

440
00:20:44,356 --> 00:20:45,089
Ooh!

441
00:20:49,094 --> 00:20:50,094
Are you okay?

442
00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:52,096
Here you go.
I don't need help.

443
00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:55,266
How about a glass
of water, then?

444
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,268
What is that smell?

445
00:20:57,302 --> 00:21:00,270
Did someone step in dog doo?
Not me.

446
00:21:06,144 --> 00:21:08,378
Let's get you upstairs
and clean you up.

447
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280
Oh!

448
00:21:11,315 --> 00:21:12,415
Oh!

449
00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:15,551
Ooh!
Let me...

450
00:21:15,586 --> 00:21:17,520
let me draw you a bath.

451
00:21:17,554 --> 00:21:20,056
Let me get you a bath, sweetie.

452
00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:21,924
Let me get you a bath.

453
00:21:23,126 --> 00:21:24,893
Do you have something
for the pain?

454
00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:28,563
They gave me some Vicodin, but
I don't want to be all doped-up.

455
00:21:28,598 --> 00:21:29,798
I can get you
something stronger.

456
00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:31,232
No.

457
00:21:32,735 --> 00:21:34,102
Okay.

458
00:21:37,139 --> 00:21:39,140
Geez! Open the windows.

459
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,441
It smells like a meth lab.

460
00:21:40,475 --> 00:21:41,776
I'm gonna get high
just standing here.

461
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:42,777
Lean into it.

462
00:21:42,811 --> 00:21:44,111
It's a manageable high.

463
00:21:44,146 --> 00:21:45,947
Who's boning a barista?

464
00:21:45,981 --> 00:21:48,382
Steve brought by coffees
and his wife.

465
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:49,717
Bad times.

466
00:21:49,752 --> 00:21:51,219
He doesn't give up, does he?

467
00:21:51,254 --> 00:21:52,754
He's trying to wear me down.
Just keeps

468
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,957
showing up, hoping I'll
find him too irresistible.

469
00:21:54,991 --> 00:21:56,158
When guys get
focused on something,

470
00:21:56,192 --> 00:21:57,393
it's hard to get 'em off.

471
00:21:57,427 --> 00:21:59,094
They have one-task minds.

472
00:21:59,129 --> 00:22:01,097
Kevin turned down
a blow job today.

473
00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:04,066
He only wants to get off
inside me now.

474
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,235
Obsessed with saving his
spunk for having a baby.

475
00:22:06,269 --> 00:22:08,771
Look at you, the romantic.

476
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,439
It's one thing talking
about making a baby,

477
00:22:10,474 --> 00:22:12,441
another having to
raise it from scratch.

478
00:22:12,476 --> 00:22:14,443
I don't know if I got
what it takes.

479
00:22:14,478 --> 00:22:15,912
You'll be a
kick-ass mother.

480
00:22:15,946 --> 00:22:18,414
So much shit you got to know--
SIDS, sleep habits,

481
00:22:18,448 --> 00:22:21,183
tooth decay, bullying.
You work in a nursing home.

482
00:22:21,218 --> 00:22:23,185
It's like taking care of
old people in reverse.

483
00:22:23,219 --> 00:22:25,454
You did great with
Ethel and Jonah.

484
00:22:25,489 --> 00:22:27,523
Come on. Imagine your
own kid that looks

485
00:22:27,558 --> 00:22:29,125
like the two of you combined.

486
00:22:29,159 --> 00:22:30,460
That will be one
drop-dead gorgeous child,

487
00:22:30,494 --> 00:22:32,261
I'll give you that.
Mm-hmm.

488
00:22:32,296 --> 00:22:34,664
What you doing?
Studying.

489
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,634
What?

490
00:22:37,668 --> 00:22:39,102
You taking your GED?

491
00:22:39,136 --> 00:22:40,837
All right, Fi!
Made a deal with Lip

492
00:22:40,871 --> 00:22:42,606
that I'd go back to
school if he did.

493
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,174
Quiz me.

494
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:47,444
Who was the fourth president
of the United States?

495
00:22:47,479 --> 00:22:49,180
John Quincy Adams.

496
00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:51,849
James Madison.
Jasmine was right.

497
00:22:51,883 --> 00:22:53,851
I should just have some rich
dude knock me up

498
00:22:53,886 --> 00:22:55,520
before it's too late.
We could be barefoot

499
00:22:55,554 --> 00:22:57,155
and pregnant together.

500
00:23:01,693 --> 00:23:02,993
Frank here?

501
00:23:03,027 --> 00:23:04,395
No.

502
00:23:04,429 --> 00:23:06,397
When's he going to be back?

503
00:23:06,431 --> 00:23:07,998
For as long as I've been alive,

504
00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:10,835
I haven't known the answer
to that question.

505
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,810
That is the dirtiest white boy
in America.

506
00:23:19,845 --> 00:23:22,013
You have
made a great choice

507
00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:23,515
to honor the budding life
inside you.

508
00:23:23,549 --> 00:23:25,083
Time will tell.

509
00:23:25,117 --> 00:23:27,652
I'm sure we'll find the baby
a good home.

510
00:23:27,687 --> 00:23:30,655
Can you find me one?

511
00:23:30,690 --> 00:23:32,190
The Catholic couple
that we'll place

512
00:23:32,224 --> 00:23:35,493
your baby with has most likely
struggled to get pregnant,

513
00:23:35,527 --> 00:23:38,896
so they are committed
to having a family.

514
00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:40,698
Now, um, are...
are you limited

515
00:23:40,732 --> 00:23:42,433
to, uh, only Catholic families,

516
00:23:42,467 --> 00:23:44,268
or can other people apply?

517
00:23:44,302 --> 00:23:45,736
We do attempt to find

518
00:23:45,771 --> 00:23:47,038
families of faith first.

519
00:23:47,072 --> 00:23:49,173
Yeah. Cool. So how
much do we get?

520
00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:51,443
We'll be sure
to place your baby

521
00:23:51,477 --> 00:23:53,378
with parents
who can support it.

522
00:23:53,413 --> 00:23:55,514
Yeah, you...
you said that.

523
00:23:55,548 --> 00:23:57,182
How much do we get

524
00:23:57,217 --> 00:23:58,851
for the baby?

525
00:23:58,886 --> 00:24:02,422
This is a chance
to celebrate a life.

526
00:24:02,456 --> 00:24:04,257
So no money?

527
00:24:06,093 --> 00:24:07,893
Oxy...

528
00:24:07,928 --> 00:24:10,462
and Percocet, Valium.

529
00:24:10,496 --> 00:24:11,730
Yikes.

530
00:24:11,764 --> 00:24:13,398
I also got
an I.V. morphine drip.

531
00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,067
Got a lot
of friends I met

532
00:24:15,101 --> 00:24:16,702
in programs that end
in the letter "A."

533
00:24:16,736 --> 00:24:18,370
You still want a shower?

534
00:24:18,404 --> 00:24:20,038
Nah, I'm going to hit the tent.

535
00:24:20,073 --> 00:24:21,573
Karen could be home soon.

536
00:24:21,607 --> 00:24:23,808
I don't want to upset
her and blow my chances.

537
00:24:25,144 --> 00:24:27,646
I'm... I'm going
to talk to her

538
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,648
about keeping the baby

539
00:24:29,682 --> 00:24:31,983
and about keeping
you in her life.

540
00:24:32,017 --> 00:24:34,586
Thanks, Mom.
You'd be an incredible daddy.

541
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,821
I've always wanted to be.

542
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,295
Ow.

543
00:24:43,329 --> 00:24:44,730
Take this.

544
00:24:44,764 --> 00:24:46,432
Wash it down.

545
00:24:51,972 --> 00:24:53,640
Ugh.

546
00:24:54,775 --> 00:24:57,344
She should really
be in hospice.

547
00:24:58,947 --> 00:25:00,514
God, life is just so...

548
00:25:00,549 --> 00:25:02,016
just...

549
00:25:03,819 --> 00:25:05,787
You know, like, sometimes
don't you just want

550
00:25:05,821 --> 00:25:08,256
to shake your fists at it?

551
00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:11,926
Why does it have to be
so hard for people?

552
00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:28,844
It's going to be all right.

553
00:25:32,382 --> 00:25:35,551
Let's don't start lying
to each other now.

554
00:25:39,255 --> 00:25:40,956
Walked in on my mother

555
00:25:40,991 --> 00:25:43,258
and my sixth-grade
teacher having sex once.

556
00:25:44,994 --> 00:25:47,963
That'll teach you not to play hooky.

557
00:25:47,998 --> 00:25:51,301
My mother's nipples
were the size of sand dollars.

558
00:25:56,541 --> 00:25:57,908
She was on top, riding him.

559
00:25:57,943 --> 00:25:59,343
He's underneath,
bucking like a horse

560
00:25:59,378 --> 00:26:01,178
who knows it's headed

561
00:26:01,213 --> 00:26:03,013
for the glue factory.

562
00:26:03,048 --> 00:26:05,582
She didn't even tell me
to leave the room.

563
00:26:11,557 --> 00:26:14,325
Tell Fiona you're coaching,
Jimmy?

564
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,662
Don't you tell her everything for me?
Family first.

565
00:26:16,696 --> 00:26:19,231
Those of us with only one name
find that easy to remember.

566
00:26:19,265 --> 00:26:21,400
Haven't told her about this,
because I wasn't sure

567
00:26:21,434 --> 00:26:22,868
you were going to show up.

568
00:26:22,902 --> 00:26:24,669
You know, I'm just
trying to give back

569
00:26:24,704 --> 00:26:26,204
to the community,
help some disadvantaged kids

570
00:26:26,238 --> 00:26:27,438
learn a great American sport.

571
00:26:32,379 --> 00:26:34,713
Yo. When do we get to tackle?

572
00:26:34,747 --> 00:26:36,381
Soon. Take a knee.

573
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:39,217
All right, boys.

574
00:26:39,251 --> 00:26:41,786
Football is all about

575
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:42,920
who wants it more.

576
00:26:42,955 --> 00:26:46,523
When you tackle,
aim low, hit hard!

577
00:26:46,557 --> 00:26:48,224
Who thinks they're man enough
to take me down?

578
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:49,858
Huh?
You don't have pads on.

579
00:26:49,892 --> 00:26:51,026
We're just... we're
doing a walk-through.

580
00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:52,860
Okay?

581
00:26:57,064 --> 00:26:58,264
Clean hit.

582
00:26:58,298 --> 00:27:00,133
I like it.

583
00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:02,434
Oh...

584
00:27:02,468 --> 00:27:04,402
I wish I'd had a girl coach.

585
00:27:04,437 --> 00:27:06,804
I'd totally tap that.
Yeah.

586
00:27:06,838 --> 00:27:08,105
I love long hair.

587
00:27:09,307 --> 00:27:10,707
No, no, no.

588
00:27:10,741 --> 00:27:13,143
The one with the little
brunette pixieish cut.

589
00:27:13,177 --> 00:27:15,745
Like a 1963

590
00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:17,780
brunette Mia Farrow.

591
00:27:17,815 --> 00:27:19,048
No titties, all ass.

592
00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:20,283
Just sit and spin her

593
00:27:20,317 --> 00:27:22,718
all night long.

594
00:27:22,752 --> 00:27:23,952
Heaven.

595
00:27:23,987 --> 00:27:26,154
I-I think
that's a dude.

596
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,101
Start by filling out these.

597
00:27:42,136 --> 00:27:43,569
Now, uh, do you check,

598
00:27:43,603 --> 00:27:45,104
uh, the families

599
00:27:45,138 --> 00:27:46,338
for, you know, um,

600
00:27:46,372 --> 00:27:47,939
alcohol and drug abuse?

601
00:27:47,973 --> 00:27:49,307
You know, make sure they have

602
00:27:49,341 --> 00:27:51,008
enough income
to feed it and stuff?

603
00:27:51,043 --> 00:27:52,410
We do.

604
00:27:52,444 --> 00:27:54,512
Right, and, uh, are the families

605
00:27:54,546 --> 00:27:57,814
mostly in the Chicago area
or the whole state?

606
00:27:57,849 --> 00:27:59,983
What's it matter?
We're getting rid of it.

607
00:28:01,051 --> 00:28:02,285
You going to stalk it

608
00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:03,719
at its Little League games?

609
00:28:04,988 --> 00:28:06,789
Have you looked
at other options?

610
00:28:06,823 --> 00:28:08,925
Like aborting it? Yeah.

611
00:28:08,959 --> 00:28:10,593
But my dad taught me
it was murder,

612
00:28:10,628 --> 00:28:12,762
and the thing does have
a heartbeat and all.

613
00:28:12,796 --> 00:28:14,530
Yeah, we went to see
the Catholics earlier.

614
00:28:14,565 --> 00:28:16,800
We found out
they don't pay anything.

615
00:28:16,834 --> 00:28:18,302
Neither do we.

616
00:28:18,336 --> 00:28:20,704
I thought there was a separation
of church and state.

617
00:28:20,738 --> 00:28:22,605
I'm not following you.

618
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,375
I get the Catholics went broke
with those pedophile lawsuits,

619
00:28:25,409 --> 00:28:28,777
but how can the government
expect me not to smoke

620
00:28:28,811 --> 00:28:32,681
or do drugs so that the baby
doesn't turn out

621
00:28:32,715 --> 00:28:34,950
a brain-damaged future criminal,

622
00:28:34,985 --> 00:28:36,385
yet expects me

623
00:28:36,419 --> 00:28:38,820
to do all the work for free?

624
00:28:45,994 --> 00:28:48,395
Call my friend, Timothy.

625
00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,196
He's a family attorney.

626
00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,331
No, we can't afford a lawyer.

627
00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:54,800
Tell him Stacy sent you.

628
00:28:57,703 --> 00:28:59,137
Which of the following
political actions violated

629
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,839
the principle of unalienable
rights of liberty

630
00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:03,240
that evolved
from the above excerpt

631
00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:04,875
of the Declaration
of Independence?

632
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,478
One. In 1857, a U.S.
Supreme Court ruling

633
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:08,812
promoted the
expansion of slavery

634
00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:10,047
in U.S. territories.

635
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,516
Two...
That one.

636
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:12,884
It's a, uh...

637
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,185
multiple choice test.

638
00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:15,720
You want to hear
the other options?

639
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,022
It's that one.
Hey, Mickey Milkovich

640
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,558
came by earlier looking
for Frank, all sweaty.

641
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,894
Isn't he working at the store
while you're at school?

642
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,863
When he shows up.

643
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:27,265
Why is he looking for Frank?

644
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:28,834
Probably getting high together.

645
00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:31,236
Dinner in 15 minutes.

646
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:32,705
I'm going to head out
for a while.

647
00:29:32,739 --> 00:29:33,939
Where were you guys?

648
00:29:33,974 --> 00:29:35,274
Football practice.

649
00:29:35,308 --> 00:29:36,676
Thought your coach
got arrested.

650
00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:38,778
A new guy stepped
in to save the day.

651
00:29:38,812 --> 00:29:40,079
What do you know about football?

652
00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:42,448
Well, you... make a pass,

653
00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:44,083
sometimes you score.

654
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:46,118
Ugh. I meant what
I said this morning.

655
00:29:46,153 --> 00:29:48,720
We got a big
scrimmage tomorrow.

656
00:29:48,755 --> 00:29:51,689
And I say that we celebrate
the guaranteed victory

657
00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:52,691
Yeah! by cooking a big
Brazilian dinner.

658
00:29:52,725 --> 00:29:54,426
What do you say?
Right, Esty?

659
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,560
"Esty."

660
00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,729
Tomorrow, come here.

661
00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:59,932
Cook food.
<i>Si, si.</i>

662
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:02,568
Eat. Eat. Uh... Uh, poor people.

663
00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:04,537
Crack. I help.

664
00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:06,038
Dude.

665
00:30:06,073 --> 00:30:08,307
Poor people? Awesome.

666
00:30:08,342 --> 00:30:09,609
See you tomorrow.

667
00:30:09,644 --> 00:30:11,611
Can we go
bring Grammy back?

668
00:30:11,646 --> 00:30:14,781
She promised to teach us how to palm cards.
Grammy blew up the basement.

669
00:30:14,815 --> 00:30:16,950
We could've lost Carl. So she's
having a time-out at Sheila's.

670
00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:18,552
And you know,
when you're having a time-out,

671
00:30:18,586 --> 00:30:20,187
you don't get
to visit with your family.

672
00:30:21,490 --> 00:30:23,457
Yo, you pick out
all your classes?

673
00:30:23,492 --> 00:30:25,559
Taking my GED.

674
00:30:25,594 --> 00:30:27,394
Uh... no, that
wasn't the deal.

675
00:30:27,429 --> 00:30:30,296
Well, I still got to earn
money-- food, utilities.

676
00:30:30,331 --> 00:30:32,899
You finish your senior
year, I take the GED.

677
00:30:32,933 --> 00:30:35,568
I didn't agree to an equivalent.
If it's good enough for the state,

678
00:30:35,603 --> 00:30:37,805
it's good enough for me. Fine.
Then I'll take my GED.

679
00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:40,608
The GED is for quitters, not
geniuses. Put the pasta in

680
00:30:40,642 --> 00:30:43,511
when the water boils.
I have to go study.

681
00:30:52,189 --> 00:30:55,125
Why is she still here?

682
00:30:55,159 --> 00:30:56,660
No one came and picked her up.

683
00:30:56,694 --> 00:30:58,662
What's with the bed?

684
00:30:58,696 --> 00:30:59,696
Jody set it up.

685
00:30:59,731 --> 00:31:01,765
Mammoth heart, that Jody.

686
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:03,867
Oh, it smells in here.

687
00:31:03,902 --> 00:31:05,837
I've rinsed the bucket
twice already.

688
00:31:05,871 --> 00:31:07,439
Get on the kazoo.

689
00:31:07,473 --> 00:31:11,309
Tell Jody to roll her
to a fire station

690
00:31:11,343 --> 00:31:13,344
and safe-haven
her ass.

691
00:31:13,379 --> 00:31:16,314
Frank, she's in pain.

692
00:31:16,349 --> 00:31:18,284
What... what's all this? Pills.

693
00:31:18,318 --> 00:31:20,186
Jody got them.

694
00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:22,655
He even started an
I.V. drip-- morphine.

695
00:31:22,690 --> 00:31:24,858
How many milligrams?
He'd be the kind

696
00:31:24,892 --> 00:31:27,962
of son-in-law
that would take care of us

697
00:31:27,996 --> 00:31:29,697
in our later years.

698
00:31:29,731 --> 00:31:30,965
You know?

699
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,168
Why don't you go upstairs?

700
00:31:33,202 --> 00:31:34,569
Get your rest.

701
00:31:34,604 --> 00:31:35,837
I'll sit with Mom.

702
00:31:35,872 --> 00:31:37,640
You sure?

703
00:31:37,674 --> 00:31:39,708
She's my mother.

704
00:31:39,743 --> 00:31:42,578
We're a good team,
Frank, you and I.

705
00:31:42,613 --> 00:31:44,748
You're a good son.

706
00:31:44,782 --> 00:31:47,317
Well...
Make your peace with her.

707
00:31:47,351 --> 00:31:49,719
I don't think she
has a long time.

708
00:32:37,935 --> 00:32:39,436
Why we killing him again?

709
00:32:39,470 --> 00:32:41,438
He raped a girl.

710
00:32:41,473 --> 00:32:44,441
Statutory or catch and release?

711
00:32:44,475 --> 00:32:47,744
Shit. He's locking up.
No Frank.

712
00:32:47,779 --> 00:32:49,413
Hey, man, you all right?

713
00:32:49,447 --> 00:32:51,115
You need a cab?

714
00:32:54,353 --> 00:32:56,020
Shit.

715
00:33:06,967 --> 00:33:08,034
Mm.

716
00:33:16,009 --> 00:33:18,911
Morning.

717
00:33:18,946 --> 00:33:21,681
Meg texted you from the club.
Says your last paycheck's in.

718
00:33:21,715 --> 00:33:24,283
I told her you'd go get it today.
Please don't take my phone.

719
00:33:24,318 --> 00:33:25,952
And please don't impersonate me.

720
00:33:25,987 --> 00:33:27,253
You left it in the bathroom.

721
00:33:27,288 --> 00:33:29,022
Liam almost dropped it
in the toilet.

722
00:33:29,056 --> 00:33:31,624
Where's Ian?
Left early again.

723
00:33:31,658 --> 00:33:33,827
Coming to my scrimmage today?
Wouldn't miss it!

724
00:33:33,861 --> 00:33:35,628
Should I bring some breakfast
over to Grammy?

725
00:33:35,663 --> 00:33:37,497
She gets hungry after
her morning cigarettes.

726
00:33:37,532 --> 00:33:39,833
Sheila has food at her house,
she'll feed her.

727
00:33:39,867 --> 00:33:41,535
Lip! Up!

728
00:33:41,569 --> 00:33:44,338
I don't have class till 10:00.
I'm gonna go help Kev.

729
00:33:44,372 --> 00:33:46,807
You like your classes this year?
I love them. Thanks.

730
00:33:46,841 --> 00:33:48,876
Quite welcome.
Go learn your state capitals.

731
00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:50,477
Go fuck yourself.
Will do.

732
00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:51,979
Hey. Swing this at my head.

733
00:33:52,013 --> 00:33:54,214
I'm trying to
strengthen my neck.

734
00:33:59,187 --> 00:34:02,021
Awesome...

735
00:34:06,159 --> 00:34:07,726
I don't have any money.

736
00:34:07,761 --> 00:34:09,561
You got to lie low, Frank.

737
00:34:09,595 --> 00:34:10,862
Mother's laying down.

738
00:34:10,896 --> 00:34:14,032
A lot of pain. I...

739
00:34:14,066 --> 00:34:15,700
I got her pain pills.

740
00:34:15,734 --> 00:34:17,201
Mickey thinks you're
going to tell everybody

741
00:34:17,235 --> 00:34:18,469
about what you saw.

742
00:34:20,872 --> 00:34:22,840
Men have always had men.

743
00:34:22,874 --> 00:34:27,512
DaVinci, Abe Lincoln,
the guy from <i>Hogan's Heroes.</i>

744
00:34:27,547 --> 00:34:28,980
Choose a gender,

745
00:34:29,015 --> 00:34:31,149
and find someone
who wants to fuck.

746
00:34:31,184 --> 00:34:33,752
Preferably...
for free.

747
00:34:33,787 --> 00:34:35,988
Mickey wants to kill you.

748
00:34:36,023 --> 00:34:38,023
I don't want him to go to Juvie.

749
00:34:38,057 --> 00:34:39,525
Hey.

750
00:34:39,559 --> 00:34:41,160
This is bad, Frank.

751
00:34:41,194 --> 00:34:43,395
What's happening to
my mother is bad.

752
00:34:43,430 --> 00:34:45,264
Very, very bad.

753
00:34:45,298 --> 00:34:47,700
Dying is bad.

754
00:34:50,270 --> 00:34:51,870
Try to avoid it, son.

755
00:34:56,409 --> 00:34:59,444
It's amazing, when you start
thinking about babies.

756
00:34:59,479 --> 00:35:01,380
My testicles have
never been my ally.

757
00:35:01,414 --> 00:35:03,215
It's a whole other thing,

758
00:35:03,249 --> 00:35:06,384
shifting from screwing just as,
you know, screwing,

759
00:35:06,418 --> 00:35:08,553
to screwing with the purpose
of creating a new person.

760
00:35:08,587 --> 00:35:09,954
Of course,
you know that already,

761
00:35:09,989 --> 00:35:12,223
you've proven your sperm
can spawn new life.

762
00:35:12,258 --> 00:35:13,791
Yeah, well, might not be mine.

763
00:35:13,826 --> 00:35:15,894
And it's a little different
when the baby's a surprise

764
00:35:15,928 --> 00:35:17,128
and the mother doesn't want it.

765
00:35:17,163 --> 00:35:19,096
Karen decide what
she want to do yet?

766
00:35:19,131 --> 00:35:21,065
No. We're seeing a family
attorney this morning.

767
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:22,400
Ask me again after school.

768
00:35:22,434 --> 00:35:24,035
You're back in school?

769
00:35:24,069 --> 00:35:26,804
Yeah. I promised Fiona
I'd go back if she did.

770
00:35:26,838 --> 00:35:28,706
Fiona's back in high school?

771
00:35:28,741 --> 00:35:30,241
Trying to get her GED.

772
00:35:30,275 --> 00:35:32,709
She'll fail.
Then I can quit again.

773
00:35:32,744 --> 00:35:33,944
She won't fail.
She's smart.

774
00:35:33,978 --> 00:35:35,979
Yeah, but...
not school smart.

775
00:35:36,013 --> 00:35:37,780
Dude, who the hell around here
is gonna go to school

776
00:35:37,814 --> 00:35:39,048
if the one really
smart guy quits?

777
00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:40,416
That's not my problem.

778
00:35:40,451 --> 00:35:42,385
I disagree.
You want to quit something,

779
00:35:42,419 --> 00:35:44,219
quit trying to make
your life complicated.

780
00:35:44,253 --> 00:35:46,755
Go to school, and enjoy
being smarter than everyone,

781
00:35:46,789 --> 00:35:49,124
and become Master of
the Universe. I mean, fuck.

782
00:35:49,159 --> 00:35:50,893
Well, what if I don't want to
be Master of the Universe?

783
00:35:50,927 --> 00:35:54,096
Tough! You've got to be
one of those ridiculously rich,

784
00:35:54,131 --> 00:35:55,998
successful dudes, and put my kid

785
00:35:56,032 --> 00:35:57,266
through college someday.

786
00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:59,901
But no pressure.

787
00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:03,637
How you feeling?

788
00:36:07,843 --> 00:36:09,243
Incredible.

789
00:36:09,277 --> 00:36:11,012
Let's go dancing.

790
00:36:14,316 --> 00:36:15,617
Christ.

791
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,418
I shoulda ate more salads.

792
00:36:17,453 --> 00:36:19,287
Do you want me to
get you one now?

793
00:36:19,321 --> 00:36:20,655
No.

794
00:36:20,689 --> 00:36:22,257
Did you call Fiona?

795
00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:24,926
Well... she seemed

796
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,994
reluctant to-to have you

797
00:36:27,029 --> 00:36:28,296
come back home.

798
00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:29,530
Reluctant?

799
00:36:29,565 --> 00:36:31,632
She said you set
her house on fire.

800
00:36:32,968 --> 00:36:35,703
Christ!

801
00:36:35,738 --> 00:36:39,140
Somehow, I've been banished
to ride this out

802
00:36:39,175 --> 00:36:40,641
in a stranger's house

803
00:36:40,676 --> 00:36:43,344
where none of my grandkids
come to visit me.

804
00:36:43,378 --> 00:36:46,381
And my son ran away with all
the painkillers you brought me.

805
00:36:46,415 --> 00:36:48,182
I'm on it.
Drug run!

806
00:36:51,854 --> 00:36:53,455
He's like a superhero.

807
00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:54,890
He's all right.

808
00:36:54,924 --> 00:36:56,225
And so are you.

809
00:36:56,259 --> 00:37:00,796
Monica-- you know, Frank's ex?--
she was a bitch.

810
00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:03,732
You're not a bitch.
Thank you.

811
00:37:06,035 --> 00:37:08,203
How do you do that?

812
00:37:08,237 --> 00:37:09,971
The "nice" thing?

813
00:37:10,006 --> 00:37:14,542
I was a shitty mother.
Shitty, shitty, shitty.

814
00:37:14,577 --> 00:37:17,145
But what are you gonna do? Cry?

815
00:37:17,179 --> 00:37:18,880
Nah.

816
00:37:18,914 --> 00:37:21,916
Three of my four sons
turned out all right.

817
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:24,151
None of them are
incarcerated, currently.

818
00:37:24,186 --> 00:37:26,587
So I'm not gonna complain.

819
00:37:28,557 --> 00:37:30,893
I'm sorry I pointed
that gun at you.

820
00:37:30,927 --> 00:37:33,830
Well...

821
00:37:33,864 --> 00:37:35,599
I never

822
00:37:35,633 --> 00:37:37,367
should've said your

823
00:37:37,402 --> 00:37:40,037
cootchie smells like sulfur.

824
00:37:40,071 --> 00:37:41,606
I...

825
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,775
I've always taken care
of myself down there.

826
00:37:44,944 --> 00:37:46,744
Not easy, the older you get.

827
00:37:46,779 --> 00:37:48,713
Oh, don't I know it.

828
00:37:51,551 --> 00:37:52,684
Oh, Jesus God...

829
00:37:54,954 --> 00:37:57,055
Ah... Maybe.
Let me see if I can get Jody.

830
00:37:57,089 --> 00:37:58,589
Hold on.

831
00:38:08,135 --> 00:38:09,402
Where is he?

832
00:38:09,436 --> 00:38:11,237
I have no idea.
He's had 24 hours

833
00:38:11,272 --> 00:38:13,240
to run his mouth already.
Where is he?

834
00:38:13,274 --> 00:38:15,743
He won't.
If my dad finds out about this,

835
00:38:15,777 --> 00:38:17,278
he will kill me himself.

836
00:38:17,312 --> 00:38:19,213
I've been to 16 bars,

837
00:38:19,248 --> 00:38:21,149
the homeless shelter,
shantytown under the El,

838
00:38:21,183 --> 00:38:23,151
your house, batty Sheila's...
where the fuck is he?

839
00:38:23,186 --> 00:38:26,321
I don't know!
Bullshit!

840
00:38:28,824 --> 00:38:30,057
You warned him.

841
00:38:30,091 --> 00:38:31,591
I hate him more than you do.

842
00:38:31,626 --> 00:38:33,427
I ain't stealing this.

843
00:38:33,461 --> 00:38:36,896
This is less than what I'm owed
for my hours this week.

844
00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:39,665
I'm done. Done... done.

845
00:38:39,699 --> 00:38:41,300
Frank's walked in on Fiona
and all of her boyfriends,

846
00:38:41,334 --> 00:38:43,402
walked in on Lip and his girls.

847
00:38:43,436 --> 00:38:45,905
We got nothing to be ashamed of.
What fucking world do you live in?

848
00:38:45,939 --> 00:38:47,439
You can't...

849
00:38:47,474 --> 00:38:49,642
you can't... you know...

850
00:38:49,676 --> 00:38:53,079
I don't want you to...
What did I just say to you? Done is done.

851
00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:54,514
What, you think we're boyfriend
and girlfriend here?

852
00:38:54,548 --> 00:38:57,751
You're nothing but
a warm mouth to me.

853
00:38:57,785 --> 00:39:00,754
Sorry I gotta go kill your dad,
but I'm doing a lot of people

854
00:39:00,789 --> 00:39:03,157
a favor, including you.

855
00:39:05,194 --> 00:39:06,928
<i>You say go,</i>

856
00:39:06,962 --> 00:39:09,531
I'll put out the word.
All right, so you're a broker?

857
00:39:09,565 --> 00:39:11,967
I introduce you to a pool of
parents that want to adopt.

858
00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:15,203
They want to make sure that the
baby gets good prenatal care,

859
00:39:15,238 --> 00:39:18,173
food, travel to and from
the doctor... I mean,

860
00:39:18,207 --> 00:39:19,674
these things cost
money, and they

861
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:21,943
pay cash for these things.

862
00:39:21,977 --> 00:39:23,711
And other things that you
might think that you need.

863
00:39:23,745 --> 00:39:28,682
A new computer, so you can read
up on all the Mommy Web sites.

864
00:39:28,716 --> 00:39:30,217
Maternity clothes.
Paternity clothes.

865
00:39:30,251 --> 00:39:32,220
I mean, you're young.

866
00:39:32,254 --> 00:39:34,857
As long as you
take your folic acid

867
00:39:34,891 --> 00:39:37,526
and avoid hard drugs,
you'll clean up.

868
00:39:37,561 --> 00:39:39,729
I like this guy.

869
00:39:39,763 --> 00:39:42,332
And you can always change
your mind, and keep the baby

870
00:39:42,366 --> 00:39:44,300
and the money
that they gave you.

871
00:39:44,335 --> 00:39:45,668
But I wouldn't.

872
00:39:45,703 --> 00:39:48,704
Kids can be, uh...
a pain in the ass.

873
00:39:48,739 --> 00:39:52,040
Here are some letters from
prospective parents lobbying me

874
00:39:52,075 --> 00:39:53,641
for an all-white baby.

875
00:39:53,676 --> 00:39:55,210
You look them over.

876
00:39:55,244 --> 00:39:58,080
See if any of
their prose sways you.

877
00:39:58,114 --> 00:39:59,582
In my experience, the deeper

878
00:39:59,616 --> 00:40:02,218
the flowery bullshit,
the richer they are.

879
00:40:02,252 --> 00:40:05,887
Wealthy, infertile people will
go all out trying to buy babies.

880
00:40:05,922 --> 00:40:07,689
Right. But they're still
good families, right?

881
00:40:07,724 --> 00:40:10,692
I mean, you make sure
they're going to decent parents?

882
00:40:10,726 --> 00:40:12,260
Since when is rich not good?

883
00:40:16,699 --> 00:40:19,434
Something a little extra
in there for you.

884
00:40:19,469 --> 00:40:21,903
Ah, you covered my
ass a few times,

885
00:40:21,937 --> 00:40:23,205
never called in fake sick.

886
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:24,439
Thanks.

887
00:40:24,474 --> 00:40:26,241
Customers sure do love you.

888
00:40:26,275 --> 00:40:28,277
No way you can stay on?

889
00:40:28,312 --> 00:40:30,913
Summer's over. Nobody left at
home to watch my baby brother.

890
00:40:30,947 --> 00:40:33,182
Well, we might be opening up
a new club soon.

891
00:40:33,216 --> 00:40:35,851
Upscale, tips are gonna be good.
I appreciate it, Meg.

892
00:40:35,886 --> 00:40:37,119
I just...

893
00:40:37,154 --> 00:40:38,688
I just can't.

894
00:40:38,722 --> 00:40:40,089
But you're good with people.

895
00:40:40,124 --> 00:40:44,727
And not just people who nap
and use sippy cups.

896
00:40:44,761 --> 00:40:47,029
There's not much flexibility
when your childcare worker

897
00:40:47,063 --> 00:40:48,931
has to go back to
elementary school.

898
00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:51,399
Gonna need a third
assistant manager soon.

899
00:40:51,434 --> 00:40:53,201
Kiomi's heading back to Tokyo

900
00:40:53,236 --> 00:40:54,736
to get married to
that jerk from Nokia.

901
00:40:54,771 --> 00:40:56,972
I can't work nights.

902
00:40:57,007 --> 00:40:59,808
Liam needs me during
the day. I like him.

903
00:40:59,843 --> 00:41:01,644
Most of the time, he likes me.

904
00:41:02,979 --> 00:41:05,547
Well, if things change,
track me down.

905
00:41:05,582 --> 00:41:08,216
Hey. Yeah.

906
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,489
These douches sent me a picture
of a tree with a swing in it.

907
00:41:14,523 --> 00:41:17,593
And this guy's wearing
a Tommy Bahama shirt.

908
00:41:17,627 --> 00:41:19,061
I'm not letting my kid

909
00:41:19,095 --> 00:41:22,764
get molested by some guy
in a Tommy Bahama shirt.

910
00:41:22,799 --> 00:41:24,967
Prada, maybe.

911
00:41:25,001 --> 00:41:26,635
Why is this such a joke to you?

912
00:41:26,669 --> 00:41:28,570
It's not a joke.

913
00:41:28,605 --> 00:41:30,506
I'm providing a valuable service

914
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:32,274
to losers who God
doesn't want having kids.

915
00:41:32,308 --> 00:41:34,109
And I'm getting paid.
Oh, yeah, but don't you think

916
00:41:34,144 --> 00:41:35,744
it's a little messed up?

917
00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:39,781
You know, our kid's gonna
be out there alive.

918
00:41:39,816 --> 00:41:42,350
You know, living life,
looking like us,

919
00:41:42,385 --> 00:41:44,119
being raised by strangers?

920
00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,988
Who says it's yours?

921
00:41:47,022 --> 00:41:48,589
The 200 times we fucked!

922
00:41:48,624 --> 00:41:50,191
We weren't exclusive.

923
00:41:50,225 --> 00:41:51,759
Stop making this a big deal.

924
00:41:51,793 --> 00:41:53,794
I'm merely the manufacturer.

925
00:41:53,829 --> 00:41:55,796
If there's a market
for babies out there,

926
00:41:55,831 --> 00:41:57,364
I'm gonna corner my share.

927
00:41:57,399 --> 00:41:59,366
Who knows? I might just
do this every year.

928
00:41:59,401 --> 00:42:01,802
Make a mint.

929
00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:03,970
<i>♪ And you say, go slow ♪</i>

930
00:42:04,004 --> 00:42:06,406
♪ I fall behind ♪

931
00:42:08,008 --> 00:42:09,976
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪

932
00:42:10,010 --> 00:42:12,011
♪ If you're lost,
you can look ♪

933
00:42:12,045 --> 00:42:13,713
♪ And you will find me ♪

934
00:42:13,747 --> 00:42:15,982
♪ Time after time... ♪
Stop it, please.

935
00:42:16,016 --> 00:42:17,316
Me or Jody?
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪

936
00:42:17,351 --> 00:42:19,819
♪ I'll be waiting ♪
Both of you.

937
00:42:19,853 --> 00:42:21,687
♪ Time after time... ♪
Please!

938
00:42:23,356 --> 00:42:25,691
Well...

939
00:42:25,725 --> 00:42:28,160
you're looking very beautiful.

940
00:42:28,195 --> 00:42:29,662
I am not.

941
00:42:29,696 --> 00:42:31,030
And no toenail polish

942
00:42:31,064 --> 00:42:33,366
is gonna fix it.

943
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,168
Everyone's beautiful
on the inside.

944
00:42:36,504 --> 00:42:38,839
Way, way inside.

945
00:42:38,873 --> 00:42:40,975
Have the coroner cut me open
when this is done

946
00:42:41,009 --> 00:42:42,677
and see if that's true.

947
00:42:42,711 --> 00:42:44,245
I need a drink.

948
00:42:44,279 --> 00:42:45,913
Sorry I couldn't
rustle up more drugs for you.

949
00:42:45,947 --> 00:42:47,581
Shipment lands tonight.
Can you ride it out?

950
00:42:47,616 --> 00:42:49,750
At the Alibi,

951
00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:50,550
yes.

952
00:42:50,585 --> 00:42:52,419
Sheila, get me three

953
00:42:52,453 --> 00:42:55,422
big envelopes and some stamps.

954
00:42:55,456 --> 00:42:56,890
We're off to the Alibi.

955
00:42:56,924 --> 00:43:00,660
I don't like to
leave the house.

956
00:43:00,694 --> 00:43:02,594
Well, suck it up.

957
00:43:02,629 --> 00:43:03,762
You need to get me

958
00:43:03,796 --> 00:43:05,764
out of this morgue.

959
00:43:05,798 --> 00:43:08,700
I owe you a drink,
at the very least.

960
00:43:08,734 --> 00:43:10,035
What are you doing?

961
00:43:10,069 --> 00:43:12,504
Sending cash to my sons.

962
00:43:12,538 --> 00:43:17,375
That will make Frank
very happy.

963
00:43:17,409 --> 00:43:19,010
Frank gets none.

964
00:43:20,479 --> 00:43:24,048
That's what happens
when you steal my drugs.

965
00:43:24,082 --> 00:43:27,852
Accretion onto a stationary
black hole has been solved

966
00:43:27,886 --> 00:43:29,787
analytically only

967
00:43:29,821 --> 00:43:32,189
under the assumption
of spherical symmetry.

968
00:43:32,223 --> 00:43:36,559
Who used the Newtonian treatment
of accretion?

969
00:43:36,593 --> 00:43:39,194
Who used the full
general relativistic one?

970
00:43:39,229 --> 00:43:42,231
It's in your
textbooks. Anyone?

971
00:43:42,265 --> 00:43:43,632
Mr. Gallagher?

972
00:43:46,469 --> 00:43:48,571
What?

973
00:43:48,605 --> 00:43:50,540
Do you know the answer?

974
00:43:53,077 --> 00:43:55,812
Uh, I believe the answer
to that question, um,

975
00:43:55,846 --> 00:43:58,981
like the answer
to most questions, is fuck you.

976
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:02,551
Anyone else?

977
00:44:02,586 --> 00:44:04,119
Newtonian accretion?

978
00:44:04,154 --> 00:44:07,656
No, really, the answer
is fuck you!

979
00:44:14,931 --> 00:44:16,898
Frank's at the Alibi.

980
00:44:16,933 --> 00:44:17,899
I got this.

981
00:44:17,933 --> 00:44:19,267
No, we got your back.

982
00:44:19,301 --> 00:44:20,802
I know you do, but I got it.

983
00:44:20,836 --> 00:44:22,236
I hate rapists, too.

984
00:44:22,271 --> 00:44:23,638
Okay, so get the next one.

985
00:44:23,672 --> 00:44:26,006
We're coming.
Grab a mask.

986
00:44:31,513 --> 00:44:32,647
Miss Gallagher?

987
00:44:32,681 --> 00:44:34,082
Yeah. Come on in.

988
00:44:34,116 --> 00:44:36,084
I didn't know
if you remembered me.

989
00:44:36,118 --> 00:44:37,485
Of course, Mr. Healey.

990
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,787
How are you?

991
00:44:38,821 --> 00:44:41,123
Well, one more year
till full pension,

992
00:44:41,157 --> 00:44:42,258
then it's taillights.

993
00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:43,259
Congrats.

994
00:44:43,293 --> 00:44:44,927
What's up?

995
00:44:44,962 --> 00:44:47,497
Lip's been expelled.

996
00:44:47,531 --> 00:44:48,765
What?

997
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,967
Threw a chair through a window.

998
00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:50,968
Come on. Expelled?

999
00:44:51,002 --> 00:44:52,302
Smoking dope in the bathroom,

1000
00:44:52,336 --> 00:44:54,371
telling teachers to eff off.

1001
00:44:54,405 --> 00:44:57,173
But I called around
to a few friends.

1002
00:44:57,208 --> 00:45:00,543
I used to coach wrestling
over at Mckinley.

1003
00:45:00,577 --> 00:45:02,679
They'll take him.

1004
00:45:02,713 --> 00:45:05,048
But they won't put up

1005
00:45:05,082 --> 00:45:06,583
with any of his
smart-ass stuff.

1006
00:45:08,252 --> 00:45:10,220
Thank you, Mr. H.

1007
00:45:12,156 --> 00:45:14,658
Don't let him
screw it up, Fiona.

1008
00:45:19,498 --> 00:45:21,966
Why'd you quit drinking?

1009
00:45:22,001 --> 00:45:23,835
The first time I quit,
I woke up one morning

1010
00:45:23,869 --> 00:45:25,837
after I'd slept with
my best friend's fiancée.

1011
00:45:25,871 --> 00:45:27,972
Felt really, really awful.

1012
00:45:28,006 --> 00:45:29,507
Bad hangover, huh?

1013
00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:32,009
Gin or Tequila?

1014
00:45:32,043 --> 00:45:33,544
Beer.
Beer?

1015
00:45:33,578 --> 00:45:35,179
So I made a list

1016
00:45:35,213 --> 00:45:37,548
of the top 50 stupidest
things I'd ever done.

1017
00:45:37,582 --> 00:45:39,550
All 50 were done drunk.

1018
00:45:39,584 --> 00:45:40,484
Took that as a sign.

1019
00:45:40,518 --> 00:45:42,686
Stop. Mail these.

1020
00:46:13,819 --> 00:46:15,786
Was that on purpose?

1021
00:46:15,821 --> 00:46:17,188
It was.

1022
00:46:33,606 --> 00:46:35,273
- Hey, it's Lip.
- Leave me a me a message.

1023
00:46:35,308 --> 00:46:36,441
Seriously,

1024
00:46:36,475 --> 00:46:37,876
dude, seriously?

1025
00:46:37,910 --> 00:46:39,344
Explain this to me.

1026
00:46:40,345 --> 00:46:41,612
Hi!

1027
00:46:51,090 --> 00:46:52,457
Yes!

1028
00:46:52,491 --> 00:46:53,659
Yeah!
Yes!

1029
00:46:53,693 --> 00:46:55,894
Go, Carl!

1030
00:46:55,929 --> 00:46:58,731
Good job, buddy!

1031
00:46:59,699 --> 00:47:03,169
You got owned, punk, owned!

1032
00:47:09,876 --> 00:47:11,643
All right, I got to go.

1033
00:47:11,678 --> 00:47:13,345
Jody.

1034
00:47:13,379 --> 00:47:14,480
Tent time.

1035
00:47:14,514 --> 00:47:16,281
You give humanity a good name.

1036
00:47:17,317 --> 00:47:19,118
Peg.

1037
00:47:19,152 --> 00:47:20,486
I need a pen.

1038
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,421
Oh.

1039
00:47:22,455 --> 00:47:25,524
According
to Elizabeth Kubler-Ross,

1040
00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:26,960
there's five stages of death,

1041
00:47:26,994 --> 00:47:28,328
and you're
in the acceptance stage.

1042
00:47:28,362 --> 00:47:30,864
I was just trying
to get hit by a bus

1043
00:47:30,898 --> 00:47:33,600
so my family could
sue the city.

1044
00:47:33,635 --> 00:47:37,137
You're facing death
with acceptance,

1045
00:47:37,172 --> 00:47:39,540
and that's good.

1046
00:47:40,576 --> 00:47:43,111
Do you have a plastic bag?

1047
00:47:43,145 --> 00:47:44,646
Are you gonna be sick
to your stomach?

1048
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,314
I need a plastic bag.

1049
00:47:46,349 --> 00:47:47,983
Ziploc or garbage?

1050
00:47:48,017 --> 00:47:50,085
Anything will do.
Okay, okay.

1051
00:47:53,690 --> 00:47:55,290
Run up a couple blocks.

1052
00:47:55,325 --> 00:47:56,659
I'm gonna come from behind.

1053
00:47:56,693 --> 00:47:58,394
I'll catch him in an alley
and get it done.

1054
00:48:05,936 --> 00:48:07,971
♪ You got the right time ♪

1055
00:48:08,005 --> 00:48:09,672
♪ This is the right time ♪

1056
00:48:09,707 --> 00:48:10,840
♪ You got the callback ♪

1057
00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:13,309
♪ You got the handout ♪

1058
00:48:13,344 --> 00:48:16,546
♪ You've seen the sign
and the sign says "Leave here" ♪

1059
00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:17,814
♪ You got just one step ♪

1060
00:48:17,848 --> 00:48:19,315
♪ This is the one step ♪

1061
00:48:19,350 --> 00:48:21,384
♪ You got the part, girl ♪

1062
00:48:21,418 --> 00:48:23,386
♪ Right, you want this? ♪

1063
00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:24,654
♪ You found the pulse ♪

1064
00:48:24,689 --> 00:48:27,090
♪ Now you're all out
and over this ♪

1065
00:48:27,124 --> 00:48:28,825
♪ You've seen the sign,
and the sign says... ♪

1066
00:48:31,195 --> 00:48:33,497
♪ You got the one step,
this is the one step... ♪

1067
00:48:53,784 --> 00:48:55,751
Hey...

1068
00:48:55,786 --> 00:48:56,952
Officer,

1069
00:48:56,987 --> 00:48:58,287
oink oink.

1070
00:49:01,224 --> 00:49:03,759
♪ You lit the wire,
now it's burning. ♪

1071
00:49:03,793 --> 00:49:05,093
Does that violate my probation?

1072
00:49:05,128 --> 00:49:06,428
Shut up!

1073
00:49:06,463 --> 00:49:09,465
Go into the light,

1074
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:11,735
go into the light.

1075
00:49:13,104 --> 00:49:14,538
Go.

1076
00:49:14,572 --> 00:49:16,139
It's not working.

1077
00:49:16,174 --> 00:49:18,141
Be brave.

1078
00:49:19,410 --> 00:49:21,711
I can't die looking at you.

1079
00:49:21,746 --> 00:49:23,046
Well, close your eyes.

1080
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,414
It was too hot.

1081
00:49:24,448 --> 00:49:25,515
Oh.

1082
00:49:26,784 --> 00:49:28,885
Hold my nose, suffocate me.

1083
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,587
Really?
Yeah.

1084
00:49:30,622 --> 00:49:33,223
Same idea as the bag,
but it'll go quicker.

1085
00:49:33,258 --> 00:49:34,992
Well, should I wash
my hands first?

1086
00:49:35,026 --> 00:49:35,993
Just do it.

1087
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:43,467
How's that?

1088
00:49:43,501 --> 00:49:44,902
I am still breathing
out of this mouth.

1089
00:49:44,936 --> 00:49:47,437
Okay, well, I can cover it
with my other hand.

1090
00:49:47,472 --> 00:49:49,073
No, my survival instinct

1091
00:49:49,107 --> 00:49:51,309
will kick in
and I'll just end up

1092
00:49:51,343 --> 00:49:52,444
biting you.

1093
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,614
How about a pillow?

1094
00:49:55,648 --> 00:49:57,583
Think you're strong enough
to hold it over my face

1095
00:49:57,617 --> 00:49:59,418
and finish the job?

1096
00:49:59,453 --> 00:50:03,356
Well, I'm...
I'm strong enough to try.

1097
00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:10,263
This isn't considered murder?

1098
00:50:10,297 --> 00:50:12,465
Not if I give you permission.

1099
00:50:16,904 --> 00:50:18,971
Do you give me your permission

1100
00:50:19,006 --> 00:50:21,674
to hold this pillow
over your face?

1101
00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:23,676
I do.

1102
00:50:26,413 --> 00:50:29,148
Good-bye, Sheila.

1103
00:50:29,182 --> 00:50:32,452
Good-bye, Peg.

1104
00:50:32,486 --> 00:50:34,154
Don't pussy out on me.

1105
00:50:35,189 --> 00:50:37,190
Okay.

1106
00:50:55,945 --> 00:50:57,512
Oh, wow.

1107
00:50:57,546 --> 00:50:59,647
Well... hold it.

1108
00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:03,518
Oh, go, go into the light.

1109
00:51:03,553 --> 00:51:05,353
Go in-- go into the light.

1110
00:51:05,388 --> 00:51:07,589
Uh...

1111
00:51:07,624 --> 00:51:10,026
your, your sins are forgiven.

1112
00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:12,995
Go into the light.

1113
00:51:13,030 --> 00:51:15,432
Tell St. Peter you're sorry

1114
00:51:15,466 --> 00:51:18,435
for being so shitty.

1115
00:51:18,469 --> 00:51:20,404
Do it while you still have
your breath.

1116
00:51:36,319 --> 00:51:40,956
Uh, Frank, your mother's passed.

1117
00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:54,870
Do you have a paring knife?

1118
00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:55,904
You're not cooking dinner.

1119
00:51:55,938 --> 00:51:57,872
Oh, come on.
Let him.

1120
00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:01,943
Hey!

1121
00:52:01,978 --> 00:52:02,944
Hey.

1122
00:52:02,979 --> 00:52:04,213
Expelled?

1123
00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:05,748
You win.

1124
00:52:05,782 --> 00:52:06,916
I win?

1125
00:52:06,950 --> 00:52:08,117
That's all you have to say?

1126
00:52:08,151 --> 00:52:09,585
I lose.
Well, you're lucky

1127
00:52:09,619 --> 00:52:10,886
for a loser.

1128
00:52:10,921 --> 00:52:12,154
Mr. Healey got you
into another school.

1129
00:52:12,189 --> 00:52:13,889
Yeah, I'm not going.
You are.

1130
00:52:13,924 --> 00:52:14,890
No, I'm not.

1131
00:52:14,924 --> 00:52:16,091
Guys, guys, calm down.

1132
00:52:16,126 --> 00:52:17,893
Hey, Jimmy, butt the fuck out.

1133
00:52:17,928 --> 00:52:19,328
You are finishing high school.

1134
00:52:19,362 --> 00:52:20,563
I've done a year more than you.

1135
00:52:20,597 --> 00:52:21,664
This isn't about me.

1136
00:52:21,698 --> 00:52:23,499
So, what, you want me
to bust my ass,

1137
00:52:23,533 --> 00:52:24,900
get a diploma
and a high-paying job,

1138
00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,768
so I can buy you all
houses and shit

1139
00:52:26,803 --> 00:52:28,904
while you lay around
doing fuck-all?

1140
00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:30,272
I'm down for that.

1141
00:52:30,306 --> 00:52:32,441
Why is that on me, huh?

1142
00:52:32,475 --> 00:52:34,677
Because I've done
all right on some tests?

1143
00:52:37,381 --> 00:52:40,116
No, I'll pull my weight,
but I'm not going to be

1144
00:52:40,150 --> 00:52:41,618
the fucking golden goose!

1145
00:52:41,652 --> 00:52:43,753
School or out.
What?

1146
00:52:43,787 --> 00:52:46,089
My job is to keep
this house going.

1147
00:52:46,123 --> 00:52:48,157
Busting my ass for you,

1148
00:52:48,192 --> 00:52:49,859
working eight jobs,
making meals,

1149
00:52:49,894 --> 00:52:51,361
keeping everything straight.

1150
00:52:51,395 --> 00:52:53,463
Your job is school!

1151
00:52:53,497 --> 00:52:56,032
School or leave.

1152
00:53:16,587 --> 00:53:17,654
What are you doing?

1153
00:53:17,688 --> 00:53:19,956
Well, I'm not going
back to school, so

1154
00:53:19,991 --> 00:53:21,992
I guess it means I'm leaving.

1155
00:53:36,775 --> 00:53:39,343
Lip, come back!

1156
00:53:40,912 --> 00:53:43,447
Lip!

1157
00:54:08,739 --> 00:54:10,973
Mom died.

1158
00:54:13,444 --> 00:54:15,345
Aw...

1159
00:54:24,181 --> 00:54:30,056
Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

1160
00:54:33,054 --> 00:54:33,879
Lip?

1161
00:54:34,048 --> 00:54:35,943
- Good morning, sweetheart.
- Mom!

1162
00:54:36,038 --> 00:54:37,358
Mimosa?

1163
00:54:40,841 --> 00:54:42,659
Oh, jeez!
In the kitchen!?

1164
00:54:42,752 --> 00:54:46,014
Give Debbie some mommy time.
Might be the only one she gets.

1165
00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:48,533
If I was rich, then you'd
consider keeping the kid with me?

1166
00:54:48,603 --> 00:54:49,724
How rich?

1167
00:54:49,825 --> 00:54:51,715
I think you should consider
keeping the baby,

1168
00:54:51,802 --> 00:54:53,345
and Jody.

1169
00:54:53,601 --> 00:54:54,727
Let me stay here for a bit.

1170
00:54:54,822 --> 00:54:57,546
I'll piss her off so much, she'll
be back here door step in a heart beat.

1171
00:54:57,625 --> 00:54:58,844
You're living at Steve's!?

1172
00:54:58,943 --> 00:55:00,581
This has nothing to do with you!